you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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