I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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