I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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