I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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