If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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