Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Randomize
