Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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