Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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