Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Come see our sink grown plant.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
