I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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