i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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