you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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