i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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