Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
