Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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