At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I think a kid would responsible me up
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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