I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Randomize