She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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