I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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