everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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