yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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