Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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