S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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