Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
He is an equal opportunity slut.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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