do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize