Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Everyone says I win the strip club
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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