You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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