I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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