How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
