he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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