Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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