Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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