This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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