Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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