she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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