That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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