so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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