So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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