Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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