My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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