I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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