and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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Boobs speak an international language.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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