Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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