what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
So. Much. Porn.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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