I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think my mom watched the whole time
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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