Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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