would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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