I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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