Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you win again, gameday.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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