Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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