I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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