I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Ketchup is God's man juice
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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