what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I am mentally ready for anal.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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