At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Quick, to the slutcave!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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