Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
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if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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