:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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