dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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